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I'm just an old man having a slice of fun-pie!
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I am the Abaddon...
I am the Angel of the Abyss...
I am Ri¢oh!
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Hello from Canada
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-strangle me up inside of you-
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Don't think cause I understand, I care.
Don't think cause I'm talkin, we're friends.
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Perché le cose belle durano sempre poco???
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I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work.
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...i know a critique isn't desired; but i hope compliments and sincere praise and appluase are okay
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[...a secret was concealed.]
it rose like thunder, clapped under our hands!
it s t r e t c h e d for centuries to a diary entry's end;
where i wrote:
you make me happy when skies are grey.
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